Classic Quotes

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The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much -- William Hazlitt
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest -- Wilson Mizner
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you -- Bert Leston Taylor If you believe everything you read, better not read. -- Japanese Proverb
It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on... It takes a lot of strength to let go -- Rep. J. C. Watts, Jr The key to success? Work hard. stay focused and marry a Kennedy -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Map out your future, but do it in pencil -- Jon Ron Jovi Women pack, but they don't carry -- Bill Cosby
Before God we are all equally wise -- and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't -- Erica Jong
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. -- Dan Rather
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. -- Will Rogers Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends -- Japanese Proverb I’d rather be a failure at something I love rather than a success at something I hate -- George Burns
Even a broken clock is right twice a day -- Unknown Fall seven times, stand up eight -- Japanese Proverb
Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box -- Italian Proverb Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present -- English Proverb
Call on God, but row away from the rocks -- Indian Proverb A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. -- Dutch Proverb
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) WAR!!!!!!! Outside of stopping... Slavery, Communism, Fascism, Nazism, Terrorism... War is good for nothing! -- Tedd Webb
We can't change the direction of the wind... but we can adjust our sails -- Unknown We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. -- Norman MacFinan
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then -- we elected them. -- Lily Tomlin If there had been no such thing as darkness, the makers of horror movies would have needed to invent it. --Stephen King
The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. -- J. B. S Haldane Earth is the cradle of mankind.  But mankind should not stay in the cradle forever. -- Konstatin Tsiolkovsky
Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Franklin When you're in the Caribbean, you can't discover Mexico by going east. -- Will Cuppy