Great Sayings For Stressful Moments...
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"Do I look like a people person!!!"
"This isn't an office. It's HELL with florescent lighting"
"I started out with nothing & still have most of it left"
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."
"And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
"I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
"Wait . . . I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done.
"Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
"Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?"
"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
"You are depriving some village of an idiot."