Tickle Me Now...


Marrage . . . . . . .

Marriage (Part 1)
Typical macho man  married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the  following rules: "I'll be home  when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle  from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I  won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing  when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."


Marriage (Part 2)
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th Wedding anniversary! The husband  yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife  - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she  replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My  Husband Stiff At Last.'"


Marriage (Part 3)
A  doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up  in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of  the house. After sometime he  realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to  the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you  so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!"


Marriage (Part 4)
A man has six children and is very proud of  his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man  decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to  leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother  of six?" His wife, irritated by  her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready,  Father of Four."


God may have created man  before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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