Tickle Me Now...


For Every American Taxpayer ...

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare man say, "you come no more,
we send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy.
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in mother land.
Tell them "come as fast you can".
They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together.
More welfare checks, it gets better.
Fourteen families, they moving in.
But neighbors patience wearing thin.
Finally, American guy moves away.
Now I buy his house and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have a hobby, it's called breeding
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the American race.
If they no like us they can scram
Got lots of space in Pakistan.......

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