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The DeMotivational Series
"When You Don't Care Any More"

DEFEAT
For every winner there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

STUPIDITY
Quitters never win. Winners Never Quit. But those that never win and never quit are idiots.

FAILURE
When you're best just isn't good enough.

FUTILITY
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

INEPTITUDE
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

LOSING
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

MEDIOCRITY
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference untill it's too late.

MISTAKES
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

PESSIMISM
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

AGONY
Not all pain is gain.

APATHY
If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they will stop bugging us.

BURNOUT
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

DESPAIR
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

DOUBT
In the battle between you and the world... Bet on the world.

IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

THE DEMOTIVATIONAL SERIES
"When You Don't Care Any More"
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NOW GO OUT AND BE PRODUCTIVE!








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