Ryan Wacker

I grew up in Wisconsin (save the easy cheese jokes, I've heard them all). My sign is Virgo, if that matters. Anyway, I think that means I’m a little moody sometimes. I might have the male version of some type of PMS that they haven’t discovered yet. Along with the moodiness, I’m usually a bit shy unless I’m in front of a stupid microphone. And I hope I don’t die before I’m 100 — Incidentally, my great grandma lived to 100. On her 100th birthday I asked her to tell me what she’s learned about life in living to 100 years old that she can share with me. Her old wrinkled face smiled at me, she winked, and said, “I’m just glad I don’t have to do it all over again” (she was pretty cool).

Let’s just skip the other nonsense. Now I’m in Tampa doing this show on 93.3FLZ… it’s not like I’m curing Cancer or bringing on world peace (but if you have any ideas, be sure to let us know).